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Lark84
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posted 01-14-2004 01:50 PM
...who is really hot, and whom I had a crush on 2 years ago, and might, I don't know, still have.
To this day, I have never had close physical/emotional contact with a girl, so if a girl likes me, I'd like to know.
We're in the same school, and we share a couple of classes. We're not friends, but we know each others' names. She's cool, I'm not. I guess most people would say she's way out of my league. And oh, they say she has a boyfriend, but I have not heard it from her personally.
A month ago, I found out she occasionally lives right next to me (probably something to do with a divorce, I dunno) when we met at my street and had a brief chat. She was the one who spotted me, and was all friendly all stuff. "You live here? I live there. *points to house opposite mine* How nice!" I was very happe that day, but I have not met her near my house since.
The thing which has me thinking, is that whenever we meet, and none of our friends are around (it has happened once when I was with a friend, but only once), she says "Hi [Lark]!" and is smiling, apparently really happy to see me. But never when her friends are around. It doesn't happen often, it has happened 5 times the last 6 months.
I find this strange - we hardly know each other, yet, she acts as if we did. And, since I still have a bit of a crush on her, of course I am thinking "Does she like me?". There are two possibilites:
a) She likes me but is unwilling to show it in front of her friends, so she says hi to me when we meet alone and is hoping it'll start up a conversation
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b) She's just an outgoing person, who says hi to me when she meets me alone, because she just has to say hi to everyone she knows the name of or the little demons will bite her legs off.
The boyfriend bit makes a) unlikely as well, but I could be wrong.
I don't want to talk about this with my friends, mainly because most of them'll just say "forget her, she's out of your league" and call me an idiot, or start spreading rumors, which I don't want. So, I'm asking you, the Azure crowd.
What do you think? Is there a chance she might like me, or is she just out-going (popular people usually are)?
What should I do? Just assume she likes me and ask her out on a date (won't happen, I'm too shy and I think it's the wrong approach), or, the next time she says "Hi!", try to start a conversation and see how she reacts, or just stop imagining that a hot girl might like me and take up COBOL programming instead?
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posted 01-14-2004 01:52 PM
code:
Solution:
Step 1: Rearrange into the standard form: f(x)=0
f1(x) = y2 + x*y - 1
f2(x) = 3*x + y + 1 - y3
Step 2: Combine into a vector form.
f(x,y) = [ f1(x,y)] = [y2 + x*y - 1 ]
[ f2(x,y)] [3*x + y + 1 - y3 ]
f(x1,x1) = [ x22 + x1*x2 - 1 ]
[ 3*x1 + x2 + 1 - x23 ]
Step 3: Find derivatives
dfdx(x) = [ x2 2*x2+x1 ]
[ 3 1-3*x22 ]
Step 4: Newton's formula (where k is an iteration index, not an array element)
x(k+1) = x(k) - dfdx(x(k))-1*f(x(k))
Step 5: Start with an initial guess of x1=1 and x2=0
[ x1(0) ] = [ 1 ]
[ x2(0) ] [ 0 ]
[ x1(1) ] = [ 1 ] - [ 0 1 ]-1 [ -1 ] = [ 1 ] - [ -1/3 1/3 ][-1 ] = [-2/3]
[ x2(1) ] [ 0 ] [ 3 1 ] [ 4 ] [ 0 ] [ 3/3 0/3 ][ 4 ] [ 1 ]
Step 5: Iterate for the 2nd time
[ x1(2) ] = [-2/3] - [ 1 4/3]-1 [ -2/3 ] =
[ x2(2) ] [ 1 ] [ 3 -2 ]
[-2/3] - [ 2/6 4/3/6 ][-2/3] = [ -2/9 ] = [-0.222]
[ -1 ] [ 1 ] [ 3/6 -1/6 ][ -1 ] [ 7/6 ] [ 1.167]
:
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With further iteration, the root converges to: x1=-0.23454
x2= 1.12412
Start the algorithm with different initial guesses to find other roots.
x1=-0.26543
x2=-0.87605
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posted 01-14-2004 02:22 PM
You're on a roll today arn't ya sama?
Oh and b.
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posted 01-14-2004 02:27 PM
She's like a supermodel
Like a genie in a bottle...
I'd rub her the right way
The way she looks, her style, her hair
Multimillion dollar derriere...
But, her love don't cost a thing
And that's what makes me think there's a possibility
Oh, who am I kidding!
She's out of my League, I must be out of my mind
I will never end up with a girl that fine
She's out of my league
She put a spell on me
Caught me off guard like poison ivy
She's the boss and that's ok
She's a heartbreaker,
And I know what she did last summer
And I can't hardly wait
For her and I to meet
I know I'd sweep her off her feet
Oh, who am I kidding!
She's out of my League, I must be out of my mind
I will never end up with a girl that fine
She's out of my League, I must be out of my mind
But, like I always say
There's nothing wrong with having standards
Set so high
I might not be a movie star,
Well, I don't even own a car
But, I play in a band and I know one day
She'll hear this song and then She'll say
"Finally we meet.
Where have you been my whole life?
I'm sick of all these 'Timberlake' types.
You're the kind of guy I need."
I tell everybody that is how it will be
But, all my friends say...
She's out of your League,
You must be out of your mind
You will never end up with a girl that fine
She's out of Your League,
You must be out of your mind
I don't care what they say,
Eventually, I know one day she will be mine
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posted 01-14-2004 04:06 PM
I know this is mean, but that rootfinder was a great response.
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posted 01-14-2004 05:04 PM
post her boobs and your dick
just your dick if you can't get her boobs
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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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posted 01-14-2004 06:19 PM
Pluck up the courage to start a conversation if you ever expect to go anywhere. The problem is, your planning to go at an extremely slow pace.
Saying hi to her isn't going to get you a date.
Talk to her whenever you see her alone (walk and chat). Ask her how she's been, what she was up to over the weekend, etc (make sure you have an equal interesting story, if not, lie). When your comfortable enough to talk to her and she is equally comfortable talking to you around her friends, then hint away.
P.S. b)
If your friends are like that, you don't have many good friends.
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posted 01-14-2004 07:15 PM
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Originally posted by Lark84:
The thing which has me thinking, is that whenever we meet, and none of our friends are around (it has happened once when I was with a friend, but only once), she says "Hi [Lark]!" and is smiling, apparently really happy to see me. But never when her friends are around. It doesn't happen often, it has happened 5 times the last 6 months.
oh 6 times means your in
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posted 01-14-2004 07:46 PM
i have the same exact problem
we can be emo together or something
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posted 01-14-2004 07:57 PM
get some acoustic guitars and some predictable lyrics and you're practically already on mtv
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posted 01-14-2004 09:46 PM
Alright. First things first, you have to find out if she's taken or not. I don't care if you're shy or not, if you don't find this out there's no sense wasting your time. The next time you see her just mention something off to the side like I do to test a girl. Something like... "Do you live by yourself there?"
- If she says yes then say "What, your BF hasn't moved in yet?"
- If she says no, then ask "So I don't see you all that much because your BF keeps you chained up on the bed, am I rite?"
This way you're asking a question that makes you look like you're genuinely interested in the topic, but at the same time you're making a funny smartass remark to find out if she has a BF.
Now if she doesn't, then jump on the opening (Not THAT opening, wiseass). Considering you two havn't been all that close, you need to decide what you want this relationship to be like. Keep in mind that women have basically two modes of thinking. Either A) Long-Term Material or B) Lover Material.
With A, she's going to milk you and see if you'll be a good provider later on in life. She'll also usually hold back the sex. B, however, is the other way around. She'll initially want you for sex but this can blossom into a long-term stance if you want it to.
Which one you end up in is entirely up to how YOU act. If you seem overly into her, you'll end up looking submissive and easily manipulated and go with A. For B, however, start playing it like you're uninterested and just "want to be friends." Keep up this attitude by not touching her, teasing, and acting like anything couple-wise is HER idea. Such as if she touches your hand, pull back and say "No holding hands this early." If she trys again, say the same thing. Then when she doesn't go for it, grab her hand and kinda massage it for a bit. Send mixed signals, tease her, and remember to use humor. Doing this will say to her "I'm unpredictable and I know you like me."
I don't feel like writing a book, so I'm going to stop blabbing now. =]
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posted 01-14-2004 10:00 PM
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Send mixed signals, tease her, and remember to use humor. Doing this will say to her "I'm unpredictable and I know you like me."
you're an idiot.
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posted 01-14-2004 10:14 PM
How's that? This has worked surprisingly well for me, now that I've figured it out. I've often wondered why my past GFs have wanted to split, and when I went back and asked them the most common answer was that when they first met me, I was an exciting guy that was both funny and sarcastic. But as the months went on, I became predictable and plain boring. I became too attached and touchy feely too early, hence pushing them away.
So going with the inital outlook at just wanting to be friends and ACTING IT has made my most recent GF get a mindset of "Why isn't he acting so interested towards me like all the other guys do?" I treated her like a friend; kept kiddingly teasing her about her bad hair or something, and did things that forced her to become the aggressor. And when she finally DID go for it, I sometimes backed off for a bit and went for her on my terms. This makes me seem unpredictable and in control of myself, which is (in combination with a little arrogance IMO) what women want; not to be treated like crap as many "nice guys" seem to think.
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posted 01-15-2004 12:59 AM
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Originally posted by Windex:
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Originally posted by Lark84:
The thing which has me thinking, is that whenever we meet, and none of our friends are around (it has happened once when I was with a friend, but only once), she says "Hi [Lark]!" and is smiling, apparently really happy to see me. But never when her friends are around. It doesn't happen often, it has happened 5 times the last 6 months.
oh 6 times means your in
I love you so much more than words can ever express Windex
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posted 01-15-2004 12:59 AM
Are you in high school? I'm going to assume you are, in which case, I would suggest you try to find some kind of common activities w/ this girl. Is she in a club? Does she play a sport? Does she like walking her dog? Find some way to spend more time w/ the girl and see what happens. It's irrelevant whether she has a boyfriend or not, as most high school relationships are unstable at best. If all else fails, stand outside her bedroom with a boombox over your head blasting Peter Gabriel until she realizes just how cool you are.
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posted 01-15-2004 01:23 AM
You people don't get it.
Lark: I find this strange - we hardly know each other
He wants to fuck her, not have a relationship.
Also, I will answer the question of why she talked to you 5 times. People living in nerd vill might not know this but some kids (usually the popular) are outgoing. They make friends with everyone, it comes natural for them. I'm sorry lark but you are nothing special to this girl from what I've read. If she liked you she would have given you a signal. A conversation is not a signal.
Be happy she want to be friends with you. I'll go ahead and guess that your insecurity hasn't let you give her a reason to like you.
Though I did not see you talk to her and I could be missing something. If I am, please tell me what that is.
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posted 01-15-2004 02:16 AM
Girls are complicated. They never made sense to me except this one time when the whole universe was messed up. Still, I'll try to explain what I think I understand about how they think.
1. Girls don't want you to ask them for a first date. They want you to beg for a first date. Just skip the asking part, and go right to the begging. I recall that working for me once. After the first date, just ask.
2. Maybe not all girls are like this, but most girls seem to have the idea that the man always has to do all the work (driving, paying for dates, etc.) in a relationship. You can: A) Accept this and just do all the work, or B) Request the workload be shared between the two of you. While "B" might cause her some hurt feelings, "A" is A LOT of work.
3. If she comments on how funny or smart a guy is, she means "I wish you were more like that."
4. Whenever she says "nothing" she always means "something." I'm never quite sure what that "something" is, but it is not "nothing."
I know all that is totally messed up, but that's the knowledge I can pass on to you.
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posted 01-15-2004 04:49 AM
Alright, I don't normally chime in on these things, but M2Masters previous post had some inaccuracies that need addressing.
ceoalex's post was hurtful but well thought out: a conversation, even a potentially flirty one, is not a signal. A girl will like you or not, but even if she doesn't she will usually be willing to converse. Most people like talking, and girls more than average, so assuming that Lark didn't totally sound like a dweeb, she'll have a regular conversation and it will be mildly pleasant to her and nothing more. However, this also means she'll be more than willing to talk with him again.
I'll say that Lark shouldn't put any emotional eggs in that basket yet, if possible.
1. Girls don't want you to ask them for a first date. They want you to beg for a first date. Just skip the asking part, and go right to the begging. I recall that working for me once. After the first date, just ask.
Ok, this is not true in general. In general, a girl wants a guy to be masculine, and that doesn't include begging. Done with a flirty sarcasm (Al Franken's "kidding on the square"), you could pull something like that off, but in general begging is disgraceful, nonsexy, and should be embarrassing to you. If a girl has a really low self esteem that might change things as well.
2. Maybe not all girls are like this, but most girls seem to have the idea that the man always has to do all the work (driving, paying for dates, etc.) in a relationship. You can: A) Accept this and just do all the work, or B) Request the workload be shared between the two of you. While "B" might cause her some hurt feelings, "A" is A LOT of work.
I've actually heard and seen both sides of this over the years, and I've heard both girls and guys complain that (1) He wants to pay, she don't want him to (2)She wants him to pay, he wants to go halves. Personally, I think you need to solve this one for yourself, because I've seen different couples do different things. Myself, I'm as arrogant as they come, so I wouldn't dream of letting the girl buy something on a date. Some girls percieve that attitude as strong and proper. Others view it as some kind of compensation or attempt at control.
3. If she comments on how funny or smart a guy is, she means "I wish you were more like that."
While I don't doubt that some girls are like this, I don't feel that this is always the case. I could be wrong on this, it just didn't strike me as totally accurate.
4. Whenever she says "nothing" she always means "something." I'm never quite sure what that "something" is, but it is not "nothing."
This is so totally true. 100% true. I can offer some insight, too:
1- If a normal person says "nothing" when something is up, it usually means they don't want to discuss it. Either it is embarassing to them, it is private for some reason, it brings up painful emotions in them, or there is potentially someone around who could overhear. Possibly, they want you to pry the information out of them, but this is rare.
2- If a girl you may have something with says it, it could be one of the above (in which case the proper response is to drop topic, just like it is with anyone else)... OR... it could be "Something is wrong, and I wish you were perceptive enough to understand what it is. I won't tell you, because you can't offer me sympathy unless you validate it as a problem by being able to see it for yourself."
I so hate (2).
Now I'll give some advice to Lark:
You know how you look at a girl, and can kind of get into her, have a bit of a crush... then talk to her a couple times and think she's great?
Ok, girls don't work like that as often as guys do. They don't fall in love at a distance, and if they do, it's always with some guy that they should totally not be near at all. Additionally, the "falling in love at a distance" thing is creepy to most people, who percieve the conditional unconditional approval as being damn creepy.
So, does she like you? No. She does not.
Will she go out with you?
Maybe.
You don't know whether you are, in her mind, sorted as a potential date or a never date, never think of in that way sort of guy.
I would suggest talking with her again. You go to school with her, so you can bring up anything at all that she would find interesting. If you have to be all creepy and sneaky about it, use your ninja powers to discover what she's interested in. Since she's a high school girl, this could just be shiny objects and bright colors, but I'm going to guess that this isn't the case. Anyway, at the end of the conversation, you ask for her phone number. I would even suggest that *you* end the conversation (politely, of course, and for a good reason), because if you don't it will inevitably be one of her friends running up to her to talk about some inane thing that could have waited the extra 15 seconds you needed to ask her for her number. Or possibly one of YOUR friends runs up and talks about the great Charizard he designed last night, and do you have time to test it with him later? *You* have the thing that is more important and needs your attention, so you ask for her number.
Now, one of two things happen here. In the first case, she says no. She does so either rudely (and this is the worst case of all, because it fucks you up emotionally) with the attitude of "How DARE you ask for MY number!", or more likely, with an excuse ("I have a boyfriend", "I'm not allowed to give my number to boys", "No, maybe later"). But that's all that can happen. In the worst case sceario, she behaves like an awful spoiled princess, and you're good to go again in a few days, hopefully dispelled of her enchantment. Otherwise, you got your answer, good.
More likely, you get her number. Seriously, more than likely.
But if you don't, won't your friends give you crap? Won't people laugh at you in the hallway, the toad that wanted the princess?
Not really, no. If they do, they're just jealous that you have balls so much bigger than theirs it makes them feel weak. You don't need to justify asking for a pretty girl's phone number to anyone. You are a guy. That's your job. If everything fails and someone gives you crap, you say "She's cute and interesting (or whatever is true), and I wanted to see if she was interested in me / and I wanted to go on a date with her."
Now, what does another girl think? Here's what she saw: You walked up to the prettiest girl, talked with her, and got rejected politely. You smiled and said something that sounded lame to you, like "had to try" or someshit, and that was that.
You did not go down in her eyes. If you're asking her out in a few days, she'd be more likely to consider it than if she had no knowledge of the event! You're a guy that wants to date her according to the rules of her society. This is what she wants, so that adds points to her perception of you.
If she instead sees you go up and pledge your heart to this chick you barely know (or something like that), then she dismisses you as a creepy lovestruck nerd who probably stalked the hottie for who knows how long. That's a bad perception.
Anyway, if you feel up to it, I challenge you to talk to this girl sometime in the next two weeks. If your conversation goes beyond seven sentences, try to get her number before you have to go.
Good luck.
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posted 01-15-2004 09:07 AM
I think everyone who can't find companionship just has something wrong with them. It's not that fucking difficult.
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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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posted 01-15-2004 09:52 AM
According to my English teacher, I am in "upper secondary school", but she didn't specify if this corresponds to England or the US. It sounds British though. I'm 19, she's about my age.
ceoalex316: He wants to fuck her, not have a relationship.
I dunno about that... As I said, I have never been close with a girl, which means I have always been in love with them over a distance and they don't know about it.
Of course this is the suckiest kind of love, since you go around and make up an imaginary fairy tale world of how perfect that person is when you don't know shit about her. Don't think I haven't realised this yet.
But, what this means, is that since I do have these feelings for this person, I want a relationship with her. Not just fuck her.
...some kids (usually the popular) are outgoing.
I also adressed this possibility, and it is indeed a very likely one.
The thing I'm aiming for here is not to "get" her regardless of her feelings for me or not, I just want to find out if she likes me or not. If she does, lay in an intercept course, otherwise, stay away. This way, I won't have to feel ashamed, which brings me to the next point...
cfalcon: ...won't your friends give you crap? Won't people laugh at you in the hallway, the toad that wanted the princess?
You so summed my thoughts up exactly. Unfortunately, this is what I think will happen, and it scares me, even though I know it probably won't be such big of a deal.
I'll try and talk to her, I mean, how am I ever going to get even a subtle hint about whether she likes (even as in friend) me or not? If she just want's to be friends, then hey, it's a lot better than what it's like now.
The problem is it'll take time, since I, unfortunately, just don't have the balls to just walk up to her in the hallway/classroom and talk to her, not with all her friends around (who always are there). I think I'll use my 1337 ninja skills (ie, trial and error) and find out at which time she catches the bus, which'll give me a nice, long enough time to talk with her.
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posted 01-15-2004 10:37 AM
The trick is to just ask if she wants to come and have a drink.
Then slip her the ol' roofie colada.
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posted 01-15-2004 01:18 PM
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I think everyone who can't find companionship just has something wrong with them. It's not that fucking difficult.
yes it is ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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posted 01-15-2004 02:44 PM
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Originally posted by Dweedle:
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Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
I think everyone who can't find companionship just has something wrong with them. It's not that fucking difficult.
yes it is
Did you two break up or somethin'?
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Dweedle
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posted 01-15-2004 03:40 PM
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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune
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10,000Lb.Snorlax
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posted 01-15-2004 05:42 PM
ha ha Dweedle was taking it from Baboonbonsai.
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Jman
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posted 01-15-2004 07:41 PM
dear dweedle,
i like u a lot u r the best pokeyman trainer evar and u also look hott especially when ownin teh cock-lurving assholes on teh sneakforum
love,
ur secret admirer
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cfalcon
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posted 01-16-2004 02:00 AM
Okay, I just read Lark's thing more carefully...
This chick lives ACROSS THE STREET FROM YOU?
For real?
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SDShamshel
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posted 01-16-2004 02:59 AM
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2- If a girl you may have something with says it, it could be one of the above (in which case the proper response is to drop topic, just like it is with anyone else)... OR... it could be "Something is wrong, and I wish you were perceptive enough to understand what it is. I won't tell you, because you can't offer me sympathy unless you validate it as a problem by being able to see it for yourself."
I so hate (2).
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Lark84
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posted 01-16-2004 08:20 AM
quote:
Originally posted by cfalcon:
This chick lives ACROSS THE STREET FROM YOU?
For real?
Occassionally, yes. I can see her house from my window.
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Donald
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posted 01-16-2004 09:11 AM
I believe it was SC who once said:
"Less moaning, more boning".
If I'm wrong, lemme know.
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Dweedle
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posted 01-16-2004 09:48 AM
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Originally posted by Jman:
dear dweedle,
i like u a lot u r the best pokeyman trainer evar and u also look hott especially when ownin teh cock-lurving assholes on teh sneakforum
love,
ur secret admirer
I wonder who wrote it!!!!!
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Boodabonzi
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posted 01-16-2004 10:49 AM
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Originally posted by 10,000Lb.Snorlax:
ha ha Dweedle was taking it from Baboonbonsai.
didn't your mama teach you to share?
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Originally posted by <3DWEEDLE<3:
I'm sorry; I was drunk. Let's never fight again.
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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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Dweedle
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posted 01-16-2004 12:58 PM
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Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
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Originally posted by <3DWEEDLE<3:
I'm sorry; I was drunk. Let's never fight again.
ok bebe i luv u ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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posted 01-16-2004 02:42 PM
WANTED: Reasonably hawt girl who plays WarCraft 3. Must like cheetos, 7-Up, and pizza. Must also consider AT dating.
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Charmeleon42
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posted 01-16-2004 06:06 PM
I'm not reading this thread again until you fix the formatting ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
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cfalcon
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posted 01-16-2004 08:36 PM
I brought one of the matrices down a line.
Better?
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MTG
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posted 01-18-2004 02:16 AM
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What do you think? Is there a chance she might like me, or is she just out-going (popular people usually are)?
What should I do? Just assume she likes me and ask her out on a date (won't happen, I'm too shy and I think it's the wrong approach), or, the next time she says "Hi!", try to start a conversation and see how she reacts, or just stop imagining that a hot girl might like me and take up COBOL programming instead?
The bitch is out of your league, so you should go back to wanking to interacial porn.
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Uiru
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posted 01-18-2004 02:36 AM
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I've actually heard and seen both sides of this over the years, and I've heard both girls and guys complain that (1) He wants to pay, she don't want him to (2)She wants him to pay, he wants to go halves.
I have, after many years, found a girl who will let me pay for things. I'm so happy.
Unfortunately, I have no advice for our client, as all of my relationships have occured accidentally. Every now and then one of the cute nerd girls decides that she likes me, and when I (eventually) figure it out I'm like 'wtf mate ^^'. (Although, this time I realized it before all my friends that she had told about this told me.) I still have no freaking clue what attracted her to me in the first place, but things are going well so I'm not complaining.
Best thing I can offer: group activities. Do them. And be yourself at them (always important). If you can start doing some extracurricular activity with this particular girl, all the better. Additionally, keep in mind that you can be a geek and be social at the same time; my DDR parties are how I met Holly in the first place. A large group of friends and I alternate between going to the arcade and going to my house to play copious amounts of DDR, and one time one of them invited one of his friends to come along. Absolutely random meeting, completely unpredictable.
Not getting discouraged is important too. Maybe you'll strike up a relationship with this one, maybe you won't. The world will continue turning and your life will go on, and sooner or later, you'll find somebody who'll make you forget about anyone else you thought you liked. But not if you're hiding in your basement, or behind a wall of silence.
~Uiru
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AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!
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Charmeleon42
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posted 01-18-2004 02:48 AM
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Better?
thank you love lots ![[Cool]](cool.gif) ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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posted 01-20-2006 04:11 PM
It is now two years later. Is she your wife yet?
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Mr. K
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posted 01-21-2006 06:54 AM
Excellent question.
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Lark84
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posted 01-21-2006 09:25 AM
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Originally posted by cogito:
It is now two years later. Is she your wife yet?
No. Despite being advised by many to talk to her, I never did.
4 months after I started this thread, we quit high school and she moved from my neighbourhood (though I do know where she lives now - it's a 20 minute walk). I've never met her again since then.
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Apophis
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posted 02-09-2006 06:33 PM
knowing where a girl lives is the key.
now....buy yourself some nightvision goggles, a mobile phone, a richard nixon mask, 27 smoke bombs (the good kind), a voice disguiser for the mobile phone, and a knife.
1. walk calmly in the dead of night to her house.
2. find a suitable bush to hide in, or a tree to climb.
3. put on the richard nixon mask.
4. put on your nightvision goggles.
5. now...call her house over and over, breathing heavily and then hanging up.
6. after about the 40th time, activate your voice disguising unit, and say in a deep voice "I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU....." and then hang up.
7A: if she calls the police, toss out the smoke bombs and run for the hills, ready to return the next night.
7B: if she comes out into your willing arms, ready for romance (this is the most probably situation), use the knife to cut your arms up to show her how much you love her. chicks dig scars.
works like a charm.
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