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10,000Lb.Snorlax
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posted 10-20-2003 10:49 PM      Profile for 10,000Lb.Snorlax   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
commercial she's in

I haven't made up my mind. My friend Tiffany tells me that she has googly eyes. I don't really think so, though. I've been on two good dates with her so far, but have avoided the kiss at the doorstep. The second time I think she was kind of pissed. The thing is that I'm going to see her sometime this week and I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to not kiss her. I guess I think of her as "okay."

*interesting twists* - she's an actress (films and theatre), and works in a bridal dress store. Also she really digs me. Thing is I haven't decided if I dig her. I feel like I'm not allowed to string her on not knowing, though. Or is that what dating is? Trouble is these days I'm having a hard time being attracted to most women. Are my hormones finally re-balancing? Or am I gay.

edit: It should be noted that I've been hesitant up until now because I'm respectful of the fact that her feelings could get hurt if her expectations of a relationship are different than mine. Also by discussing said issue, I might hurt her feelings. maybe.

[ 10-20-2003, 10:53 PM: Message edited by: 10,000Lb.Snorlax ]

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FlameBait that wasn't funny you shouldn't mock 10,000 pound Snorlax's penis.

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I wanted to see the girl, but I didn't want to watch a movie.

Linux solved the second problem for me!

Or maybe there is a way to do it in Linux that I do not know. That would be acceptable.

You do not have to be in love with the girl to date her. You should probably do the kiss thing, though. If you do not dig the girl you have to eventually let her know, but I would think three dates is acceptable without knowing all sorts of emotional shit.

Also you are gay.

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pkthunder
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Well, Windows didn't want me to see it either.
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Go for it, dude. [That Guy]

Also, post pics after seXXorizing her.

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posted 10-22-2003 03:12 AM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
was she drunk or embarassed in that picture or is her face naturally that beet-red?
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I do know people who naturally have a redish face, but I wanna know why she's behind some ad poster...

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posted 10-22-2003 02:34 PM      Profile for cfalcon   Email cfalcon   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ok, I have seen the video.

The girl is hot.

She is not hot enough to drop all reason and pursue, but to answer your question, yes.

Also I second Flamebait's post.

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your friend Tiffany is the jealous.

I suggest being the right angle of a love triangle

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quote:
Originally posted by Brayze:
I suggest being the right angle of a love triangle

better than the rong angle amirite
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the fuck's your problem Reid

less moaning, more boning. this trick is fine.

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lol comedy fag option

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I things go awry im here for u baby :*

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quote:
Originally posted by starCaliber:
the fuck's your problem Reid

less moaning, more boning. this trick is fine.

seconded
anecdotes would not do though; movie pls

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10,000Lb.Snorlax
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And so I got her twice and she didn't even take her pants off. Yeah Yeah, I know she's an acttress but between the contractions and breating and noises and clawing -- She came twice. Would have liked to take those pants off, but well -- was only the 3rd date and all. She just left about 15 minutes ago -- we had one of those 4 hour make-out sessions after a nice Italian dinner and watching 3/4 of Office Space. The wine might have been the instigator. Or the chap stick. Right after the part where Orlando Jones leaves the guys house Is when it all happened. I have this sort of oral fixation with chap stick (I'm addicted to it or something), and I was in the process of putting some on for the second time in 10 minutes and she said "more chapstick???" and I said "Well I have to keep these lips kissably soft, Sugar." You must recognize that heretofore I haven't flirted or anything with her really; so kind of a big move. She took advantage and moved in for the kill with "So do you think I could have some of that chapstick?" and I countered with "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....ys" and then the 4 hour make out session commenced. She took off her shirt right around the time Milton Waddoms was chillin somewhere in Mexico and I unclasped her Bra (great breasts) sometime during the credits. Then we moved into my bedroom (had been in my living room in front of the open shades of my 3rd floor apartment). She's one of those girls who gets uber excited with sex/foreplay. Like uber uber. Not in a gross way, but she's great at it while thoroughly enjoying herself. The best combination possible!
The second girl like this that I've dated. More so than the first. And it really makes you feel like James Bond because all of a sudden she's moaning and all you're doing is slowly run your fingers down her back as lightly as possible. Then you spread your fingers and run them up the back of her neck and through her hair. And she's like a whimpering, shirtless gelatinous mass of girl who's grabbing at you every way possible and saying/gasping everything you'd like someone in her position to be saying/gasping. It's enough to turn you into a cocky asshole who views women as sexual objects to be conquered. Or something.
But yeah this girl is awesome with me in the bed. Perfect chemistry sexually. She made me feel like James Bond-- and that's much better than an orgasm.

But no, no sex. Just lots of bumping, grinding, and sucking. And an attempted hand-job (Can't stand those! If I wanted one I'd do it myself and a lot better--am i rite?!?! Buts it means that she's unselfish in bed -- very nice). I really was perfectly fine with not fucking her. In fact, and this is the weird part and it might be hard for you guys to understand --I'd be just great with never fucking her. She told me half way through something along the lines of "it had been a while since I've done this//I'm out of practice" and I'm liek "these are not the words of a girl who normally hooks up sans boyfriend." Of course I'm that exception -- because I'm wicked hot and unimaginabely charis-o-matic. riiiiiight.

I really admire that she walked out from secx-- don't get me wrong -- I *would've* fucked her -- but I'm very glad that I didn't have to. These days the hunger of the wolf just ain't there for me. It's like take it or leave it or something. I'm thinking that my hormones have finally started to settle back down.

No sex with her was good though as I've been fearing the icy grip of a relationship and the thing is I'm too nice of a guy to have sex with a girl and act like it's not big deal (cause it is -- a big deal). Complicated things. And yet she said, as she left to leave and right after assuring me that she was saving herself from herself, that she had to save something for "coming attractions." And I was liek "more liek cumming attractions am i rite baby?" While at the same time thinking "what happens *after* I'm going to have sex with you?" So yeah --after having an amazing night with her, I am still not very into her. But I really should be. Very confused by this, but like I said there's not much that does it for me lately. And it's kind of frightening.

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Wow, great job, and congrats on your epiphanical outlook on why hormones shouldn't run the lives of men :-)

I so wish you the best of luck with this one.

Oh, one thing, though... find another sex idol... J.B. doesn't always cut it [Wink]

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From what we've learned, it seems like you'd prefer girls dressed in ant costumes or something... -Kazuki (Regarding tl;dr)

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I would purse her, but Jumpman takes all my time these days. [Frown]

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I'm bumping this because I'm going to a party she's hosting this Friday in which she's dressing as "Little Red Riding Whore."
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We need one with two hot chicks making out with huge tits. Preferably two Japs. Love Japanese girls so hot! They have to get some bit tits though!

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UIRULOSER, LANDERZDUMBASS, THAT STUPID DONALD KID, WHITE CAT CROSS DRESSER, AND PIKA("UHHH IF YOU BRING YOUR GAMESHARK WITH YOU NINTENDO MIGHT KNOW YOU HAVE HACKED YOUR GAME") ALL DECIDE TO GO AND GANG EACHOTHER W/URILOSER'S ANNOYING ELEPHANT BLOW UP DOLL

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one what
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a photo, what this whole entire topic was about mainly

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UIRULOSER, LANDERZDUMBASS, THAT STUPID DONALD KID, WHITE CAT CROSS DRESSER, AND PIKA("UHHH IF YOU BRING YOUR GAMESHARK WITH YOU NINTENDO MIGHT KNOW YOU HAVE HACKED YOUR GAME") ALL DECIDE TO GO AND GANG EACHOTHER W/URILOSER'S ANNOYING ELEPHANT BLOW UP DOLL

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but the topic was about a video, not a photo, and about 10K's situation
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Just ignore tl;dr's pointless ramblings and he'll be Fanhaed eventually.
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quote:
Originally posted by TIDUSBLITZABESX:
We need one with two hot chicks making out with huge tits. Preferably two Japs. Love Japanese girls so hot! They have to get some bit tits though!

From what we've learned, it seems like you'd prefer girls dressed in ant costumes or something...

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quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
quote:
Originally posted by TIDUSBLITZABESX:
We need one with two hot chicks making out with huge tits. Preferably two Japs. Love Japanese girls so hot! They have to get some bit tits though!

From what we've learned, it seems like you'd prefer girls dressed in ant costumes or something...
HAR! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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From what we've learned, it seems like you'd prefer girls dressed in ant costumes or something... -Kazuki (Regarding tl;dr)

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sounds like a keeper 10k, you sure as hell know how to find these hotties [Smile]

also, CAPSLOCK man's description is getting me all hot. someone give me some insect on insect action

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quote:
Originally posted by 10,000Lb.Snorlax:
I'm bumping this because I'm going to a party she's hosting this Friday in which she's dressing as "Little Red Riding Whore."

Post pics plz [Eek!] [Cool]

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From what we've learned, it seems like you'd prefer girls dressed in ant costumes or something... -Kazuki (Regarding tl;dr)

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Wow, I knew the quote was sorta clever, but never figured it to be sig-worthy.

*gloats*

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story fucking rocks so far

please continue as necessary

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Seconded. [That Guy]

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So I went to the party last night -- had fun. But In my drunkedness I made the mistake of double booking myself with Lindsay tonight when I've already made plans with Rebecca (who I haven't seen for like a month). I got greedy! So I need to figure out how to work that out without lying.
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There was a Little Red Riding Whore at the party I went to last night.

Big picture (about 300K)

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