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cfalcon
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posted 08-06-2003 03:50 PM      Profile for cfalcon   Email cfalcon   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
How much computer porn do have?

(each CD is around 650 MB)

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Manuel Calavera
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I don't download it, I just watch it on the net. So probably none, if it hasn't found it's way onto my PC. It usually does.

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posted 08-06-2003 04:10 PM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
The jump from 600 megs to 4 gigs is pretty fucking huge.
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posted 08-06-2003 04:56 PM      Profile for cfalcon   Email cfalcon   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yea, I thought about that, but I realized that if you have 1 CD of porn, you are more likely to have like 5 or 6 of them- as long as you keep them on your hard drive, on average, I don't think it's quite that much.

But I could be wrong pretty easily.

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omg whoo uses cdz taht oly hav 650 mbz huh??????/?22?2/2 @?222222?????????????

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posted 08-06-2003 05:42 PM      Profile for cfalcon   Email cfalcon   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Someone picked the "no porn" option.

Which girl voted?

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I don't have any. Years ago I had like 50 video clips on my comp each about 1 to 3 minutes. I don't really need them anymore since I have a woman now.

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Ah, but does she live with you? And do you have a written contract that she will always be as horny as you?
If not, I don't see this no porn thing lasting. Been there.

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quote:
Originally posted by cfalcon:
Someone picked the "no porn" option.

Which girl voted?

I voted, but I have a DVD of porn... >.>

Hey, Kobe Tai is HOT, come on! Gimme a break.

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posted 08-06-2003 08:34 PM      Profile for ceoalex316     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by cfalcon:
Someone picked the "no porn" option.

Which girl voted?

I voted no porn. I have to clean out my computer so my parents won't find it. There is probably some porn hidden somewhere in deep in my computer.

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posted 08-06-2003 09:41 PM      Profile for Ferquin   Author's Homepage   Email Ferquin   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Probably in that folder marked "not porn".

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there's enough pron in my possession to blind all of latin america.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk:
there's enough pron in my possession to blind all of latin america.

send me some?
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i got 300 mb when i got a bangbus pass

note: file sharing sux ... anything smaller than 40mb is composed of 10 second clips made into 5 minutes

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I vote we give site recommendations itt.
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Its about 10-15GB, with nothing burned onto CDs. I find that I download large files, watch them once and then keep them for posterity. Usually I go on a deleting fit and trash all the movies. I've done it about 3x now, but I always seem to go back for more.
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I keep no porn on this computer. It's the same one my parents use.

Not that gigs of porn hasn't passed through my hard drive during my time on the internet, but it never stays.

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only like 6 gigs
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posted 08-07-2003 07:47 AM      Profile for Ferquin   Author's Homepage   Email Ferquin   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Oh please. You'd think a pornbot would do better.

Oh, and something like 25 gigs on mine. I'm of PeePants' boat. Accumulating for posterity, trashing the crappy ones. It's nice to have your own computer with no parents' to worry about looking through it.

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I go round Psybro's to watch porn. My mum is Joe Catholic after all.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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I only have 125MB, but that's because I only download my favorite choices... if I kept EVERYTHING, I'd have 2 gig at least.

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quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
I go round Psybro's to watch porn. My mum is Joe Catholic after all.

What is the point of watching porn if you can't masturbate or do you masturbate with Psybro in the room, or does Psybro exit the room and wait until you finish, or what.

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posted 08-07-2003 01:14 PM      Profile for The Muffin King   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
"In Europe, it's not uncommon for two men to share a bed"
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And who says it's uncommon here in the US?

>_>

<_<

[This Guy]

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quote:
Originally posted by dr.steelix:
quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
I go round Psybro's to watch porn. My mum is Joe Catholic after all.

What is the point of watching porn if you can't masturbate or do you masturbate with Psybro in the room, or does Psybro exit the room and wait until you finish, or what.
He's talking shit, he's watched porn at my house ONCE.

I rarely download it and I currently only have a single 25 meg file because I delete it whenever I get bored of it or I think I'm going to have female friends round.

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I don't like porn.

I bet I'm the only guy that picked "None at all."

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comedy mormon option
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quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
I don't like porn.

I bet I'm the only guy that picked "None at all."

I'm with you baby.

And Psybro speaks the truth, we watched one awesome porno and our apeshit mate was itching for some scratching but no one did.

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Chicken.

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I don't like porn either.

I DO like ecchi, which isn't hentai, but it's still drawings and I don't feel like explaining the difference right now. Porn, and hentai for that matter, are for people with no imagination. I like a little thought with my fantasy, thanks.
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Don't sugar-coat it. It's still hand-drawn porn.

What are you trying to say you like just the H-mangas or those crappy, mostly-censored color stills?

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hentai is far worse than porn

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My friend told me she'd pick me up in an hour, which means I have an hour and a half to wait so let's burn some time.

I define porn as being a picture/movie of two real people having sex. This doesn't interest me in the slightest; the women are ugly and the men are men.

Hentai, on the other hand, is a drawing/movie of two fake people having sex. This is slightly higher up in my regard because anime women by definition are attractive, but there's still wang so no thanks.

Ecchi is something completely different. The words ecchi and hentai both mean pervert(ed), but ecchi is not as severe. I've seen ecchi translated as 'naughty' as opposed to 'disgusting pervert'. Good ecchi is suggestive, rather than openly sexual. It doesn't say 'here is the sex', you have to dream up that part yourself. Something like 80% of my ecchi folder could be seen by my conservative grandparents and they wouldn't take offence to it. (They might think it's a little odd- "why are her boobs so big?"- but she isn't being gangbanged by six guys at the same time.) It's hot because I can make it hot.

That's my definition of it, anyway. Someone else's might be different. One of my friends used the word 'showpiece' one time and it was quite fitting.

Also: lesbian porn or hentai is evaluated on a case-by-case basis.
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Dude, "ecchi", is literally "H", which is shorthand for "hentai". It's the same thing. Hentai literally means "pervert". This generally relates to anything perverted, i.e. sex. There's no differentiation between whether it's moving or not. It's still illustrated sex. Yes, the connotation of "ecchi" is less severe, but it's still hentai.

Now if you're talking about that soft-core stuff where they hid all the naughty bits and let you imagine shit, then I know what you're talking about. That stuff is basically hentai made by women. That's just soft-core porn. But if you're talking about those H-pics where all the women are in suggestive poses but still clothed, that's not really porn. But I can see why you call it ecchi, 'cause it's suggestive. But I personally can't call it porn. It's more "beautiful pin-ups".

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I define porn as being a picture/movie of two real people having sex

Perhaps I shall define porn as two dogs fighting.

It won't actually change the definition of porn.

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Softcore porn: HBO (Sex and the City)

Of course, even a self-respecting fag wouldn't be caught dead watching Sex and the City, amirite?

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quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk:
there's enough pron in my possession to blind all of latin america.

This man speaks the truth.

But if we're counting indirect possession, norp (lolol) is still beating you, dude.

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quote:
Originally posted by Uiru:
Some stuff

~Uiru

Dude, you're getting off to drawings. I think regular porn is disgusting, and this shit you're talking about is more disgusting than that.

Does jerking off to drawings make one eligible to be a furry?

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quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
quote:
Originally posted by Uiru:
Some stuff

~Uiru

Dude, you're getting off to drawings. I think regular porn is disgusting, and this shit you're talking about is more disgusting than that.

Does jerking off to drawings make one eligible to be a furry?

Only if the drawings are actually furry.

As for the half dragon freaks, apparently the jury is still out.

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No, furries are gross. [Razz]

Ferquin- I didn't know that. I thought they were two different terms. Oh well. You seem to grasp what I'm talking about, though, which is helpful. I'll be the first to admit my tastes are weird. [Smile]

Dweedle- How is a set of 'beautiful pin-ups' more disgusting than pictures of ugly people having sex? Whether they're real or drawn, I don't want to see that. It's all in the imagination as far as I'm concerned.
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comedy mormon option

yeah, I just wanted an excuse to bring it up again [Cool]

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I have better things to do than look at porn.

Like curing cancer or something.

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quote:
Originally posted by Coxy:
quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk:
there's enough pron in my possession to blind all of latin america.

This man speaks the truth.

But if we're counting indirect possession, norp (lolol) is still beating you, dude.

sorry coxy my porn collection would smack him around with all the force of me owning your stupid yellow rat at SSBM lol why the hell am i posting here

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Drawings are kewl and seksey.

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