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New Guy
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posted 04-20-2003 09:59 PM $Profile for New Guy$ $Email New Guy$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

As for me, no.

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Rolken
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posted 04-20-2003 10:10 PM $Profile for Rolken$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Rolken$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Hahaha.

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AnnieKat
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posted 04-20-2003 10:55 PM $Profile for AnnieKat$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email AnnieKat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Dude, how did you not learn to ride a bike?

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Dweedle
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posted 04-20-2003 11:56 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Are you 6 years old dude

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New Guy
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posted 04-21-2003 12:13 AM $Profile for New Guy$ $Email New Guy$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'm 20, actually.

I just never had a strong enough desire to ride a bike. If I went anywhere, I walked, or if it was to far, I was driven. That and I have horrible balance. I tried a few times, but I never felt confident enough to go more than a few feet. I think I could, eventually. Not that I'm gonna try now.

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Barrierd
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posted 04-21-2003 12:25 AM $Profile for Barrierd$ $Email Barrierd$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

You are not alone.

I tried to get taught by my siblings at around 8 or 9 (really I don't have a clue when) and it never worked out. Years later I tried again and did worse. I'm just not a bike person. I'd much rather walk.

Saying that, I don't even know if I can ride a bike now. I might be able to, seeing how riding a bicycle is much like riding a bicycle in that you supposedly never forget how to, and also they are the exact same activity.

But yeah, I figured it was a given that everyone else could effectively ride a bike.
It made me feel like [This Guy]

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Face
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posted 04-21-2003 10:45 AM $Profile for Face$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Face$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

no my momma says to keep riding training wheels and to keep praticing every day until I get it right then I'll work my way up to riding without wheels. she says i've been improving and I'll be able to ride without wheels when I'm at least 35. i want to get better and my mommy is always there to help me when I'm about to fall and get into an accident and she's been there since I started learning at 2 years old. she's such a good mommy. cool.

[ 04-24-2003, 10:14 AM: Message edited by: Face ]

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Porygone
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posted 04-21-2003 03:34 PM $Profile for Porygone$ $Email Porygone$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I can ride a bike just fine.

I just need training wheels, or someone to hold the bike steady for me.

But I'm planning to eventually learn how to ride one, tho. I think knowing how to ride a bike would be helpful for my future motorcycle.

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SDShamshel
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posted 04-21-2003 04:54 PM $Profile for SDShamshel$ $Email SDShamshel$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I have horrid coordination.

If I can ride a bike, anyone can.

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DragoniteJ
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posted 04-21-2003 05:23 PM $Profile for DragoniteJ$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email DragoniteJ$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I ride my bike at least once a week and I've been doing it for most of my life. This week someone busted my spokes while I was in a store so I'm gonna have to get them replaced. Don't lock your bike around lots of people...especially college students...

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Donald
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posted 04-21-2003 06:48 PM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by SDShamshel:
I have horrid coordination.

If I can ride a bike, anyone can.

I can't.

My co-ordination < your co-ordination

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cfalcon
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posted 04-21-2003 07:07 PM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Sucks about the spokes. Most non-apes are better about it, but I guess you're at the zoo or something.

Gainesville was OK about it, Miami less so.

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ceoalex316
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posted 04-21-2003 07:14 PM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Parrots can ride unicycles.

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The Muffin King
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posted 04-21-2003 07:18 PM $Profile for The Muffin King$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

HOLY FUCK.

If you cannot ride a bike then you have been -robbed- of your child hood.

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Ikuse
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posted 04-21-2003 09:56 PM $Profile for Ikuse$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ikuse$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by The Muffin King:
HOLY FUCK.

If you cannot ride a bike then you have been -robbed- of your child hood.

Indeed!!

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Coxy
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posted 04-22-2003 11:06 AM $Profile for Coxy$ $Email Coxy$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

*Comedy Mach Bike and/or Acro Bike option.*

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Lark84
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posted 04-23-2003 12:27 PM $Profile for Lark84$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Of course I can ride a bike. I have never, in my entire life, met someone who hasn't been able to ride a bike. I thought everyone could ride bikes, but now I don't know what to think anymore.

Also, "could you ever..." is wrong to ask, because once you learn to ride a bike, you won't forget it. It's like seeing the goatse man.

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Knight
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posted 04-23-2003 05:58 PM $Profile for Knight$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

How to ride a bike:

1. sit on a bike.
2. move feet in a circular motion.

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Donald
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posted 04-23-2003 07:44 PM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

3. Don't crash.

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White Cat
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posted 04-23-2003 08:23 PM $Profile for White Cat$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

4. Press the B button to do a wheelie.

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Mentar the Malady Monkey
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posted 04-23-2003 09:35 PM $Profile for Mentar the Malady Monkey$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I attended private school, so biking was never a huge priority for me being as I could never go anywhere anyway (no friends lived near me, and because we were so close to Little Saigon, all the kids were Vietnamese). Therefore, I didn't learn how to ride a bike until fifth grade.

It's been four or five years since I've ridden, so I've probably forgotten how to.

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