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Anthrax
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posted 07-18-2002 11:46 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Who would win in a fight between all the black people in the world and a 200 foot tall aborted human fetus?

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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posted 07-18-2002 11:50 PM $Profile for Zerot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Zerot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Well... the blacks have teh blingbling, but the fetus makes it's own gravy.

It is a toss up, I say.

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posted 07-19-2002 12:00 AM $Profile for SpunkDawg4-Life$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email SpunkDawg4-Life$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

It depends on how many fetus's there are....but i'll go with the fetus's since they would seem pretty pissed right about now.

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posted 07-19-2002 12:04 AM $Profile for Mick_Hale$ $Email Mick_Hale$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I don't get it.

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Anthrax
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posted 07-19-2002 12:16 AM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

It's just one giant fetus that may or may not be taller than 200 feet. Look, I've drawn it in MSPaint:

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posted 07-19-2002 12:19 AM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Lol, I was gonna go draw a pic, but, yours is probably better than mine would've been...

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posted 07-19-2002 12:23 AM $Profile for Jolteon X$ $Email Jolteon X$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

struggling.... to breathe.... that is one of the most morbidly funny pictures I have ever seen in my entire life.

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posted 07-19-2002 01:03 AM $Profile for SpunkDawg4-Life$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email SpunkDawg4-Life$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Heh, that's a pretty good pic [Big Grin]

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posted 07-19-2002 08:31 AM $Profile for ßacon$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email ßacon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I don't know... fetus's have always been know for their right hooks.

I'd have to say the black people, though.

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posted 07-19-2002 09:17 AM $Profile for Dmaster$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I fetus is nothing to black people, do I have to remind you that black people are the toughest and roughest species of man kind. [Mad]

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posted 07-19-2002 10:51 AM $Profile for Jumpman16$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Jumpman16$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'm 10' tall, where am I in that picture?

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posted 07-19-2002 10:56 AM $Profile for Sage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

we b doggz thx 8-)

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posted 07-19-2002 01:33 PM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I am laughing out loud

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posted 07-19-2002 02:03 PM $Profile for Pinsir_sama$ $Email Pinsir_sama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

hey anthrax, im a newblar, but can u make that to format as an aim icon? that would be krunk ^^

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posted 07-20-2002 02:13 AM $Profile for Jumpman16$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Jumpman16$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Your post makes me sad.

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posted 07-20-2002 03:49 PM $Profile for Bulbasaur3000$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

What if it's a black fetus?

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Anthrax
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posted 07-20-2002 04:20 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Bulbasaur3000:
What if it's a black fetus?

It's clearly a red fetus.

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posted 07-20-2002 09:19 PM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

A fetus can have political affliation?

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posted 07-20-2002 09:57 PM $Profile for Jumpman16$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Jumpman16$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

A fetus unfettered by society's natural dispositions towards others by gender, race or creed?

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posted 07-21-2002 12:47 AM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

A fetus can have political affliation?

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Mewtwo Master
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posted 07-21-2002 01:04 AM $Profile for Mewtwo Master$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I think this is the funniest topic I've ever seen.

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posted 07-21-2002 07:59 AM $Profile for Zerot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Zerot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

If a black fetus is aborted, would it be considered a hate crime?

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posted 07-21-2002 01:37 PM $Profile for Mick_Hale$ $Email Mick_Hale$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Zerot wins.

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posted 07-21-2002 03:35 PM $Profile for Badcrow$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

What if the fetus is one quarter Jew, one quarter Nazi, one quarter Black... and finally one quarter mexican albino?

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posted 07-21-2002 04:38 PM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

That all depends on whether or not the doctor performing the operation was a foreigner.

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posted 07-21-2002 04:43 PM $Profile for Preacher$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

What if it were Dr. Mengele ?

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posted 07-21-2002 11:32 PM $Profile for Jman$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Its a trap!

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posted 07-22-2002 01:08 AM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

How so?

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posted 07-26-2002 09:43 AM $Profile for Jenova$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Jenova$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Why, in the charming illustration presented by Anthrax, do the fleeing black people have green afros? Are they -punk- black people? That changes everything, you know....

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posted 07-26-2002 07:58 PM $Profile for Wizzymoto$ $Email Wizzymoto$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

They're trees.

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Anthrax
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posted 07-26-2002 09:20 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Those are indeed trees. The little black dots swarming the fetus are the black people.

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posted 07-27-2002 09:13 AM $Profile for Jenova$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Jenova$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

And why do the trees have afros?!

(nb: The humour was missed previously, so now I'm being blatantly obvious. Note the icon.)

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posted 07-27-2002 12:30 PM $Profile for Manuel Calavera$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Either that, or the Harlem Globetrotters went to a Green Day gig.

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posted 11-27-2002 12:55 PM $Profile for Face$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Face$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Welcome to 4 months ago.

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posted 11-27-2002 06:59 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'm glad someone revivied this...

(Fetus for Prez!)

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quote:
Originally posted by MK:
I'm glad someone revivied this...

(Fetus for Prez!)

Was nowhere close to being funny the first time.

And it still isnt funny now.

Try again some other day, son.

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Q.What do you call a black woman who has an abortion?

A. Crimestopper.

You, see what I did right, I said that all black people are criminals, you see, so, you see, if a black woman had an abortion that would be one less criminal, do you see? Okay, I'll explain it again. Despite the fact that most crime is committed by white guys looking for a thrill there is a stereotype going round that black people are criminals. I endorse the latter as a member of the former [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by Zerot:
Well... the blacks have teh blingbling, but the fetus makes it's own gravy.

It is a toss up, I say.

Step 1: Fetus makes gravy-stuff.
Step 2: Black people bring chicken.
Step 3: Black people put gravy on chicken.
Step 4: Fetus dies from lack of gravy that keeps it moist.

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posted 08-07-2003 04:56 AM $Profile for veloS$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Uhm… how ‘bout a giant fetus vs. the Lati@s? Or other legendaries…

BTW, I’m not trying to be funny ur something. But I am curious…

Oh yeah… the lati have Soul Dew.

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I never noticed this before, but apparently, there are white ppl aiding the black ppl in attacking the Native American fetus.

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posted 08-07-2003 07:15 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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posted 08-07-2003 07:24 PM $Profile for Blue Seed$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Who would like to see something sechsee?

asylumeclectica.com/malady/archives/harlequin

You know you love it.

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posted 08-07-2003 08:02 PM $Profile for 137$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Whooooo
I've heard of that condition, but never read about it or saw a picture. Thanks.
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posted 08-08-2003 02:35 AM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Does my picture not load? You have to have an up to date browser for it to load...

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posted 08-08-2003 02:37 AM $Profile for 137$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

loaded for me.

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posted 08-09-2003 01:11 AM $Profile for Dark_Herakurosu$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Dark_Herakurosu$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

oh, it loaded. It's just the immense amount of shit that's leaving people speechless.

EDIT: (also what is it.)

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posted 08-09-2003 03:43 AM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Actually, I don't get it either. I'm assuming it's a reference to a movie I haven't seen, so I can't judge how witty it is.

If the picture had involved watermelons, though, it would probably be better.

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posted 08-09-2003 09:25 AM $Profile for Ikuse$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ikuse$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Erm. Those pictures of dead babies gave me an urge to vomit on all of you.

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quote:
Originally posted by cfalcon:
Actually, I don't get it either. I'm assuming it's a reference to a movie I haven't seen, so I can't judge how witty it is.

If the picture had involved watermelons, though, it would probably be better.

It's from the Japanese intro of Pokémon The 5th movie with Latios and Latias. In English they cut that part cause they thought it would "bore" little kids, but it's important to the friggen storyline!

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posted 08-10-2003 01:40 AM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Ok, no problem. I think you overestimated our "pokemon dork" factor by just a bit, though- I haven't seen that one (I believe I saw the first four), and I certainly haven't seen the Jp version.

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