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Jolt135
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posted 07-17-2001 08:33 AM      Profile for Jolt135   Author's Homepage   Email Jolt135   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
(Before you read this, bear in mind that this was a Stadium 2 battle against a CPU in R2, NOT on GSBOT in an actual battle. But it's still funny)

No, I didn’t even need a Gengar or Misdreavus. In fact, my team was the same one I posted in the Oddish Memorial Hall: Raikou/Mewtwo/Starmie/Tyranitar/Skarmory/Snorlax. When fighting the first Rocket in R2, it was the craziest battle I’ve fought in a LONG time. Here’s my attempt at creating a log:

Begin battle: _PKMaster_ (my character’s name in Gold) vs. _Grunt_!
PKMaster sent out Ultimatum (MEWTWO L100)!
Grunt sent out Golact2 (GOLEM L100)!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO used PSYCHIC!
Grunt’s GOLEM used EXPLOSION!
Grunt’s GOLEM fainted!
Grunt sent out Forretact2 (FORRETRESS L100)!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is at 2% health.
Grunt’s FORRETRESS is at 100% health.
PKMaster’s MEWTWO used RECOVER!
It regained health!
Grunt’s FORRETRESS used GIGA DRAIN!
Sucked health from MEWTWO!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is at 43% health.
Grunt’s FORRETRESS is at 100% health.
PKMaster’s MEWTWO used RECOVER!
It regained health!
Grunt’s FORRETRESS used EXPLOSION!
Grunt’s FORRETRESS fainted! (If you’re taking notes, that’s 18 lines for the first 2 KOs)
Grunt sent out Cloysact2 (CLOYSTER L100)!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is at 6% health.
Grunt’s CLOYSTER is at 100% health.
PKMaster’s MEWTWO used RECOVER!
It regained health!
Grunt’s CLOYSTER used ICE BEAM!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is at 31% health.
Grunt’s CLOYSTER is at 100% health.
PKMaster’s MEWTWO used RECOVER!
It regained health!
Grunt’s CLOYSTER used ICE BEAM!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO became frozen!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is at 55% health and frozen.
Grunt’s CLOYSTER is at 100% health.
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is frozen solid!
Grunt’s CLOYSTER used SURF!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is at 31% health and frozen.
Grunt’s CLOYSTER is at 100% health.
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is frozen solid!
Grunt’s CLOYSTER used ICE BEAM!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO was defrosted!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is at 6% health.
Grunt’s CLOYSTER is at 100% health.
PKMaster’s MEWTWO used RECOVER!
It regained health!
Grunt’s CLOYSTER used ICE BEAM!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is at 31% health.
Grunt’s CLOYSTER is at 100% health.
PKMaster’s MEWTWO used RECOVER!
It regained health!
Grunt’s CLOYSTER used ICE BEAM!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO became frozen!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is at 55% health and frozen.
Grunt’s CLOYSTER is at 100% health.
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is frozen solid!
Grunt’s CLOYSTER used SURF!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is at 31% health and frozen.
Grunt’s CLOYSTER is at 100% health.
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is frozen solid!
Grunt’s CLOYSTER used ICE BEAM!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO was defrosted!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is at 6% health.
Grunt’s CLOYSTER is at 100% health.
PKMaster’s MEWTWO used RECOVER!
It regained health!
Grunt’s CLOYSTER used ICE BEAM!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is at 31% health.
Grunt’s CLOYSTER is at 100% health.
PKMaster’s MEWTWO used RECOVER!
It regained health!
Grunt’s CLOYSTER used ICE BEAM!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO became frozen!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is at 55% health and frozen.
Grunt’s CLOYSTER is at 100% health.
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is frozen solid!
Grunt’s CLOYSTER used SURF!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is at 31% health and frozen.
Grunt’s CLOYSTER is at 100% health.
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is frozen solid!
Grunt’s CLOYSTER used ICE BEAM!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO was defrosted!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is at 6% health.
Grunt’s CLOYSTER is at 100% health.
PKMaster’s MEWTWO used RECOVER!
It regained health!
Grunt’s CLOYSTER used ICE BEAM!
(Thankfully, it’s now out of PP for this move)
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is at 31% health.
Grunt’s CLOYSTER is at 100% health.
PKMaster’s MEWTWO used RECOVER!
It regained health!
Grunt’s CLOYSTER used SURF!
PKMaster’s MEWTWO is at 55% health.
Grunt’s CLOYSTER is at 100% health.
PKMaster’s MEWTWO used PSYCHIC!
A critical hit!
Grunt’s CLOYSTER fainted!
PKMaster won the game.
(Again, for note-takers, that’s 77 lines for the third KO alone)

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BATTLE SYSTEM. WHAT YOU HAVE JUST SEEN WAS NOT A GSBOT MATCH. HOWEVER, IT WAS A REAL STADIUM 2 BATTLE. IF IT HAD BEEN AN ACTUAL GSBOT BATTLE, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT LONGER THAN THIS. WE NOW RETURN TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED POST.

I also had Skarmory and Tyranitar in reserve, but didn’t use them. The sequence during the Mewtwo vs. Cloyster part was uncanny; my guess is that the random number generator hit a repeating groove. But still…to sweep a whole team like THIS? That is what I call crazy. For example, have you ever seen topics about bad luck? “Talk about bad luck! I got hit with Explosion twice, and got frozen three times ALL IN ONE MATCH! Needless to say, I swept that entire match using just one Pokémon.” I wouldn’t be surprised to get 100 replies all saying “XD,” “ROFL,” or something similar.


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kristraj
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u know what would of made it funnier? the cloyster splodes on u when your at 20% or so

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alienx
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posted 07-18-2001 10:51 AM      Profile for alienx   Author's Homepage   Email alienx   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Why would it do that? It was the last Pokemon.

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Nirvana
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posted 07-18-2001 11:54 AM      Profile for Nirvana     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Man, we are lucky nowadays to read one War Story ever fortnight, never mind every day.

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posted 07-18-2001 11:45 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It's not much of a "story", tho, is it?
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Jolt135
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posted 07-19-2001 09:30 AM      Profile for Jolt135   Author's Homepage   Email Jolt135   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
So? I call it "overemphasizing the name of a topic to get more replies."

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posted 07-19-2001 02:15 PM      Profile for SDShamshel   Email SDShamshel   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
That is a raw log from GSBot.

This belongs in Arbok Internet Cafe, not Azure Arena.

Even then, Raw logs doth sucketh.

Try to breathe some life into your war story, be it in real life or online.

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Read the top.
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Jolt135
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posted 07-20-2001 08:28 AM      Profile for Jolt135   Author's Homepage   Email Jolt135   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
*points to above post*

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SDShamshel
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posted 07-20-2001 03:46 PM      Profile for SDShamshel   Email SDShamshel   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ah, my mistake.

Even then, I don't think transforming it into a GSBot raw log format is not the best of ideas.

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posted 07-22-2001 11:18 PM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I think the idea of turning it into a log is a neat idea or something.

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