The Keepers of the Probe

proudly present

Our Thing


(now with 19% more poop!)

We are the Keepers of the Probe. And this is our thing.

Klik the kan and feel its power...or don't and burn eternally in the stenchy flames of ignorance.

We care not.



Completely bumfuckled? Want some answers? Well, then come get some.


(c)1999, Maximum Penetration Industries. Any other questions, loverpants?





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