Audience Favorite of the 1996 Canes Film Festival
Featured at the 1996 Brouhaha Film & Video Showcase



"Two thumbs up!"
-Siskel & Ebert(in reference to The Lion King)

"Funnier than Schindler's List...and it's in color."
-Vincent P. Hasenpfeffer, Director

"Say what you will, but whatever you do, DO NOT reveal the spell-binding conclusion to Straight from Hell."
-Rocco Salvatore, Co-Writer

"A truly gut-wrenching film!"
-Heather "The Dragon" Balchowsky, The Cute Chick

"You are one sick dog."
-Paul Zimmerman, One of Those Guys (in reference to Vincent P. Hasenpfeffer's directing prowess)

"Viewing Straight from Hell is like watching Franz Kafka and Spike Jonze falling down the stairs on local-access cable."
-Dan Vebber, Actual Famous Previous Editor of Film Threat Magazine, Currently Shooting a Comedy Pilot for Fox TeeVee

"Suitable for audiences of all ages. No offensive material."
-John Rupert Beam, Mathematical Genius

"I came, I saw, then I came some more. Overall, it kicked ass!"
-The Original Porksta

"If you've ever vomited, you owe it to yourself to see Straight from Hell."
-Brandon Gymus, Rat Wrangler

"Profoundly lacking in subtlety."
-Joseph Jagger Kolacinski, America's Premier Ufologist

"It's a shame you didn't shoot your 'grand opus' on video, you could have saved some celluloid for people who know what to do with it. I think K-mart might be hiring."
-An Anonymous Fan

"Very nice."
-Isabella, Lord Byron's Muse

"I just don't know what to say."
-Robert Andres, Professional Slacker

"Befuddlement, but I think it makes some point about punishment."
-John, Some Artsy Guy

"It loses its viewer by its artistic intensity."
-Chierno, His Friend

"Largeness. Proper, proper largeness."
-Knol Sharples, The Kaleidoscopic Immensity

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