Straight from Hell a Missile to the Booty
How to Get the Goods

OK, here's the deal. E-mail me with your snail mail address and you'll receive a FREE (more or less) copy of the epic motion picture Straight from Hell a Missile to the Booty. (Stay tuned for the impending release of A Spunky Load of Noodles, which includes the following breath-taking masterpieces -- Staying Power, Satan's Last Taco and Inside Job.)

We can do this however you like. You can send me a blank tape and a SASE, or a tape and return postage, or the easiest thing is to just send me six bucks. Please note that I make no money on the deal. The cost covers postage and the price of the video tape.

So, why am I wasting my time with all this? What's in it for me? Well, movies are made to be seen, so what good is mine if it sits on the shelf? What good would the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man or Travis Bickle or the Terminator be if no one ever saw them?

Besides, worst case scenario, you get a marginally expensive VHS tape to reuse. But I wouldn't tape over it if I were you. Once I become Big Time, you'll be able to impress your film geek friends with a bootleg copy of a film of mine before I sold out and made Highlander 8. And you'll be able to sell it for thousands of dollars to Hard Copy...

Thank you, drive thru please.

YES, I want The Goods!

-vph



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