Hanging around with Mr. Toad and his friends (and associates).
The Early Toad Ins
Toad fans from around the world have converged upon Walt Disney World to
show their support for Mr. Toad and his fine Wild Ride many times now.
These are the first four documented Toad Ins.
After a while, people started approaching us and asking us if we were the
people they had heard about on television Saturday night. Our story had
been on Orlando's Channel 9 (the ABC affiliate in Orlando, ha!) and an
unknown number of other stations around the country. One woman told us
her sister from California called her and told her that she'd heard about
us on the news out there.
The reporter (Liz Langley) replied that Disney didn't return any of her
calls and some more discussion occurred while I was talking to another
park guest, but the manager pretty much left Liz alone once she explained
that she had paid for her ticket to get into this park and she just wanted
to ask us a few questions and take a few pictures. (Check out her
article: An
Ill Wind in the Willows.)
Of course, we just rode The Ride without any more fuss than the usual
screaming about our imminent doom as we crashed through Toad Hall, the
town square, Winky's Pub (featuring Rapunzel the naked lady) and into an
oncoming locomotive.
We also got numerous requests from both employees and guests for
information on where to get shirts, which came out really well, by the
way. If you're interested, send me some mail and let me know. Also, if
you'd like some pre-addressed postcards with your shirt, let me know
how many you think you'll be able to distribute to family and friends.
All you have to do is write your name and address on them, put a stamp on
them and drop them in the mail.
They told me that they had an ABC National News team ready to go in, but
since Disney owns ABC, they weren't going to cover the story. After some
discussion, they told me that they'd send out an undercover news team to
get past security, but we never heard from them. They have since left a
message on my machine, saying that Disney "stopped them at the gate", but
I'm not sure I believe that. If they are telling the truth, they
certainly didn't try very hard.
Then Disney made some money off us, as some Toad In participants had
underestimated the chill and needed to buy sweatshirts to wear under their
t-shirts.
(By the way, just got this report off the Internet..."Those little green
cards have been showing up all over the place. I was talking to one of the
bellhops at the Tower of Terror the other day. Knowing that I'm active on
the Internet, he asked me what it was all about." Cool!)
As we did last week, we talked to a lot of passing tourists, many of whom
had heard of us from news in their home towns. We also spoke to a lot of
people in line who were very supportive and told them how to find the web
site and what they could do to help. And we also talked to a few
employees who were happy that someone was doing something to save Toad
Hall from demolition.
We spent the rest of the day around WDW, talking to other customers and
employees who asked us why Mickey was killing Mr. Toad. The only person
we spoke to who was not supportive was an exceptionally rude woman who had
been drinking who said she was happy Toad was closing, calling the ride
"stupid". She asked us if we'd ever been on it and we told her we'd been
on it twice that day. She then asked us "Do you know that ride has
connotations of Hell?" (or something like that). We told her that it
didn't just have "connotations", it friggin had Satan in it! She didn't
really take this very well and we were about ready to rumble right there
in the restaurant, but luckily for everyone involved, we refrained from
beating her silly, even though she clearly deserved it.
The day of Toad In III (which was the first one in which the weather was
not completely foul), we had scheduled the pre-meeting at the Disney
Marketplace, in front of the big fountain. After making a big fuss about
exactly which fountain we meant, we discovered that the whole thing was
covered by an ice-skating rink, making the point moot.
A couple Toad supporters went back to their car, and they were shadowed by
security officers. A security vehicle also drove past them as they got in
their car, making sure these obviously dangerous criminals didn't try
anything funny.
The meet went as usual, with curious onlookers and people who stopped by
to tell us they'd heard about us. We had Dave take the picture this time,
so he's not in this one, then we went on both sides of the ride again. We
spoke to a lot of people in line and they all thought closing Toad was a
horrible idea. Granted, this was not exactly an objective sample, but
it was again good to see so much support for Mr. Toad.
We all went our own way after that. True to form, several groups of Toad
fans arrived a few hours late and were unable to be a part of the event
proper. A crack team of protesters ready to mobilize within minutes we
are not.
We talked to a lot of employees and got nothing but support from all of
them, except for one, who I'll mention in a bit. Some of them seemed to
want to say things, but were too shy or afraid to talk about it. Others
asked us if we were the people they'd read about in the paper. Many of
them had things to say about certain things and some of them had reactions
that I should not mention here because we know Disney reads these reports.
(Hi, Dave!)
Well, first of all, I want to thank everyone who showed up to Toad In IV.
It had the greatest turnout so far (somewhere between 45 and 50 people)
and certainly had Disney security out in full force again. Of course,
that might have something to do with the planned "surprise", but I'm
getting ahead of myself.
My associate and I spent some time trying to locate him via our only
contact -- a person not fully in control of all their faculties, let's
just say. The guy was supposed to be back from the beach at 2:30pm, and
the slightly incapacitated person told us we should call him then. We
explained that if we're on the phone with him at 2:30pm, it'd already be
too late. Well, that was the best that could be done, we were told.
As most anyone who was coming was pretty much already there, the great big
crowd cheered when I showed up and demanded I make a speech. I believe my
eloquent speech went something like "Ummm...it's a good ride. Save the
friggin ride. Thank you."
The crowd was full of people who heard about our cause on the Internet,
including some people who had travelled all the way from Japan to take
part. (You can see them in the group photo down there. Behind me, next
to the suits.) Well, I'm sure it wasn't just to take part, but they were
definitely genuinely from Japan. They even brought the e-mail with them
that they had received from Deb Wills, founder of the excellent WDW Info Guide, that had interesting
Japanese characters on it. Anyway, I didn't understand much of what they
said, but they were extremely polite and good-natured and seemed to have a
good time on The Ride.
"...we were all brooding (about 50 of us) out in front of Mr. Toad's Wild
Ride when Cpt. Hook stepped out from behind the bushes to confront the
group. He pointed to Mr. Toad then ran his finger across his neck
(indicating that he's a goner) then after a few boos and heckles from us
he did the old thumbs down kinda thing and went back to his character
area.
As usual, we hung around for a while, talked to passers-by, posed for a
group photo. Our group was so large the photo by the photo by T.R. was the only one I've seen
that wasn't split into two parts.
I never had to take that kind of krap from Dave! They didn't even wear
the patented Dave bullet-proof flame-retardant trenchcoat. Altho they did
have earpieces, which is nice.
After the group photo, it was time to experience The Ride itself. There
were so many of us this time, that we attacked both sides simultaneously.
Some people reported arriving over an hour late, but being happy to see
that a good number of us were still hanging around after The Ride.
So, right there on Main Street, he turned his shirt inside out and
proceeded to the Toad In (where he promptly turned it back in front of all
of us). Dan heard about this told us he'd take care of it, then started
giving orders into his walkie-talkie. So it's officially safe for us to
walk the streets of the Magic Kingdom again.
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