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FlameBait
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posted 04-25-2003 08:56 PM      Profile for FlameBait   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 


It's good to know she swallows.

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Anxious Clock
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posted 04-25-2003 10:38 PM      Profile for Anxious Clock     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
wow

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Mr. K: omg nintendolover that shiz iz nawt k00l i m gonna bann j00 fuxx0rz!!!11!! - Mr. K to Nintendolover

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Sage
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posted 04-25-2003 10:52 PM      Profile for Sage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
lol, your name is FlameBait.

Also never post again. Thxu! ^_^

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Dweedle
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posted 04-26-2003 03:36 AM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
My god that was fucking hot

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Boodabonzi
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thanks a lot man [Big Grin]

lol I feel like I'm in dpph

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Psybro
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quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
lol I feel like I'm in dpph

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Boodabonzi
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posted 04-26-2003 02:04 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
NEVER!

dw I won't post

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Lark84
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posted 04-26-2003 04:22 PM      Profile for Lark84     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Where the hell is that from anyway? It's obviously a TV show, but which show makes hot teenage girls drink something resembling cum from something vaguely resembling a dick?
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SDShamshel
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Every show.
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Ferquin
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posted 04-26-2003 05:33 PM      Profile for Ferquin   Author's Homepage   Email Ferquin   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Looks like some sort of infomercial for Gogurt. That's practically cum in its own right. I notice possibly the words "fruit" and "juice" in the background.

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Boodabonzi
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Only after one has whacked to the foreground does one pay any attention to the background sir.

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Ferquin
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posted 04-26-2003 06:48 PM      Profile for Ferquin   Author's Homepage   Email Ferquin   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Sorry, but I forever have their trollish faces ingrained in my mind from Full House. To me, they're still those ugly little babies that try too hard to be "clever" and "cute" only now, their older and have trashy jailbait bodies. Just give 'em a few years. You'll see them on E! True Hollywood Story about their massive coke binges and their tell-all story about how "Uncle Joey" molested them as their careers spiral ever-downward to frequent appearances on Hollywood Squares and midget porn.

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what is this sensation i'm experiencing in my pants

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Dweedle
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It's love, nova. Love. [Smile]

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Dav1dL
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With that much sugar, she might get tooth decay.

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Lark84
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I've heard teethless-chick blowjobs feel better.
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I dunno. When those girls were little they kinda looked like monkeys. And having watched them grow up, I can't even tell if they're hot. It's like trying to tell if your aunt's hot, or something. When I look at them, I still kinda see the monkey.
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AnnieKat
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Personally, I don't get what's so great about the Olsen twins... or maybe it's just media overexposure. Because there's a lot hotter girls out there. Some of them have to be twins, logically. Ergo... nothing special about those freaky squeaky things.

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what's good about being in England is I didn't have a clue who they were till they reached the age of consent (15).

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quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
what's good about being in England is I didn't have a clue who they were till they reached the age of consent (15).

Just keep telling yourself that 15 is the age of consent and everything will be JUST super.
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I still fail to see how the demon spawn with no acting skills from Full House automatically became sexy just because they grew older and got boobs.

Actually, I think I just found the answer.

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Dav1dL
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The only one of those sort of shows which are good is Fresh prince of bel air, Kenan and Kel is just plain scary.

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Boodabonzi
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quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
what's good about being in England is I didn't have a clue who they were till they reached the age of consent (15).

Just keep telling yourself that 15 is the age of consent and everything will be JUST super.
Dude, don't make me have to say "lol I raped someone".

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Lark84
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lol u raped some1

In Sweden, the legal fucking age is 15. [This Guy] says "ph33r".

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Boodabonzi
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Only in the eyes of the politicians. In truth all I ever raped was the last shred of my childhood. And her snatch.

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Manuel Calavera
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Yeah, but you look like Barry Chuckle, so some form of childhood will live on forever.

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awww thanks man

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Fractyl
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quote:
Originally posted by Lark84:
lol u raped some1

In Sweden, the legal fucking age is 15.

that high eh?

14 where I come from

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Dav1dL
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This topic is now about why doesn't this topic show up as old when nobody has posted in it for a day.

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