Miles' Blog

• Miles: Dad, I have a super skill.
  Me: What super skill is that?
  Miles: I can think and hear at the same time.
• Miles: Why can you punch a tree in Minecraft, but not in real life?
• Miles: Even though I don't like Donald Trump, I do like one of his ideas.
  Me: Which idea is that?
  Miles: To have the weekend be on Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
  Me: I don't know where you heard that. That's not even true.
  Miles: Yeah, well, even though I like some of his ideas, I'm not going to vote for him. (Miles is 6.)
  Me: Good.
• Miles: I came up with a nice way to say "What the heck."
  Heather: Oh yeah, what is it?
  Miles: "Thanks the heck."
• Miles: What's the opposite of a pancake?
  Me: I don't know.
  Miles: A waffle.
  
• Miles: Is God Bless America a state?
  Me: No, God Bless America is a song.
• Miles: Your wife is nice, dad.
  
• Me: What instrument are you going to play when you get older?
  Miles: I don't want to play any instrument. I just want to play video games and eat lunch.
• Miles: I like jam. It looks like dessert, but it's not dessert.
• Miles: Mom, you're a good reacher. Your arm can go all the way over here.
• Miles: When lightning hits fire, it will explode.
  
• Me: Do you want to watch a show about mammals, or birds?
  Miles: Manimals. Manimals are animals.
• Me: What a nice person you are.
  Miles: I'm not a person. I'm a guy.
• Miles: I'm sad.
  Heather: Why are you sad?
  Miles: Because I don't get to be President.
• Me: Hi Miles. How are you?
  Miles: Um .. two years old.
• Me: Miles, can I ask you a question?
  Miles: Yeah.
  Me: How old are you?
  Miles: Good!
• Me: Miles, what is your favorite thing.
  Miles: Um .. telling Mommy about cars.
• Miles: I want to get on a plane and fly to Christmas.
• Moira: You're not a baby. You're a toddler.
  Miles: I'm a cobbler.